Saturday, April 22, 2006
Gore & Clinton '06
In the Nothern Southland (a nomenclature oxymoron if I've heard one) region of Scotland, there exists the Presidential Highway which connects two adjacent towns named Clinton and Gore. Gore tends to be a dry, dull, stoic place where people tend to act reserved and speak in monotonous diatribes. Clinton acts as the Sodom and Gamorrah for the region, with strip clubs, cigar stores and Slick Willie's Liquor Barn.
No word on whether Bush will have some adjourning highway shrubbery named in his honor.
posted by ncawthon at 7:16 PM
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