Saturday, March 10, 2007

Woof! There It Is

My friends, it is a dog eat dog world and someones gotta serve it. The Vietnamese have been known for their culinary love of man's best friend, mistaking dog for being man's best entree. In colder months, both the Vietnamese as well as the Koreans chow down on old rufus believing that eating dog generates an unusual amount of body heat to help keep warm. I generally use a blanket to keep warm, but who am I to judge?

We are stating now that we will NOT eat dog unless it is a shade-grown, grass-fed, single origin, organically produced canine. Until then, pooches is strictly off the menu. This, of course, unless a restaurant offers those delectable little Daschund wiener dogs, they have always looked so delicious, the way they wiggle to and fro. They'd be really good with some mustard and sauerkraut, maybe have some chocolate lab for desert?

posted by ncawthon at 12:40 PM