Friday, September 09, 2005

This Just In

On the way to Uni today, we finally heard the long-awaited connection between Hurricane Katrina and an Australian citizen. A tourist from New South Wales was locked up just before the Hurricane hit for... New Orleans' favourite misdemeanor, public drunkenness... shocking! He had to endure the disaster by being transferred between different prisons throughout Louisiana, eventually winding up at a maximum security facility upstate. After two weeks of being incarcerated, he's out and glad to be heading home. Way to represent your continent, dude... there's a cold Stubby in the fridge waiting for you.